Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Soap

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  • You'd be surprised how many willy???s you are touching
  • The number one in after genital-contact soap

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MAYBE YOU TOUCHED YOUR GENITALS HAND SOAP


Do men wash their hands after a trip to the gents? A question that has plagued hand washing women for eternity. A disturbing trend amongst the male populous and equally disgusting orientation that ladies seem to tolerate. Until today, there is now a prodigy of ingenuity, a superb turn of brilliance in the hygiene sector and it’s called ‘Maybe you touched your genitals” liquid hand soap. Oops, but don’t try and deny the threat is real. Very potent and real is the threat of men with freshly touched genitalia. You don’t want that near your steering wheel, on your freshly pressed blouse or somewhere more sinister! Take matters into your own hands with hand wash that’s fortified with Aloe Vera and wild flowers. Mortifying is the reasoning behind this well to do soap. Avoid hands that have recently come into contact with genitalia. 


FEATURES

  • You’d be surprised how many willy’s you are touching
  • The number one in after genital-contact soap
  • Delicate fragrance
  • Kills 99.99% of germs

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Volume: 236 mls
  • Warning: Avoid contact with eyes

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