Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Soap

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  • You'd be surprised how many willies you are touching
  • The number one in after genital-contact soap

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Do men wash their hands after a trip to the gents? A question that has plagued hand-washing women for eternity. A disturbing trend amongst the male populous and equally disgusting habit that ladies seem to tolerate. Until today!


There is now a prodigy of ingenuity, a superb turn of brilliance in the hygiene sector and it’s called ‘Maybe you touched your genitals” liquid hand soap. Don’t try and deny the threat is real. You don’t want that near your steering wheel, on your freshly pressed blouse or somewhere more sinister! Take matters into your own hands with hand wash that’s fortified with Aloe Vera and wild flowers. Avoid hands that have recently come into contact with genitalia. 


  • You’d be surprised how many willies you are touching
  • The number one in after genital-contact soap
  • Delicate fragrance
  • Kills 99.99% of germs


  • Volume: 236 mls
  • Warning: Avoid contact with eyes

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