Novelty Curling Poo Game

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  • Get your poo in the loo to win!
  • Little poop-topped ball bearings
  • 1.2 metre playing mat (complete with skid marks)
  • Have we taken poop emojis too far? Never!

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We're taking toilet humour to a whole new low with this game! 


Lay out the 1.2 metre curling mat and take in all the glory. The final target is the toilet bowl, and they've decorated the tile-look mat with skid marks all the way down. 


You get a set of three light brown poops and three dark brown poops so the two teams can curl their dung across the mat and try to win! Each little poop has a small ball bearing embedded in it that can spin across the playing space.


It's perfect when you need a really "crappy" gift to make your friend laugh!



  • Get your poo in the loo to win! 
  • Little poop-topped ball bearings 
  • 1.2 metre playing mat (complete with skid marks)


  • Inclusions: Curling mat with weights, 3 x light brown poop ball bearings, 3 x dark brown poop ball bearings
  • Mat length: 1.2 metres
  • Ages: 3 and older

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