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OFFICIAL LORD OF THE RINGS YOU SHALL NOT PASS DOOR MAT
Resplendent in their freshly pressed suits and ties, Balrogs are constantly knocking on my door, trying to sell me the latest solar panels or Foxtel subscription or talk to me about Sauron, Our Lord and Saviour.
I've got better things to do with my time than politely declining offers of whatever it is they're selling. That's why I love the Official Lord Of The Rings You Shall Not Pass Door Mat. I don't even have to open the door; they simply spot the mat, realise they're never getting in, and leave!
And for the folks that are welcome, this doorway dècor is made from tough coconut brush and PVC so it functions just like a regular door mat should, allowing guests to brush off all the grime and dirt accumulated from their travels across Middle Earth.
The only way to keep those pesky Balrogs at bay, get yourself an Official Lord Of The Rings You Shall Not Pass Door Mat today!
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$8.99 Flat Rate for orders less than $99.
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$16.99 Flat Rate.
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$21.99 Flat Rate.
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