Old Age Emergency Toilet Paper
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  • A miniature bog roll small enough to take everywhere
  • For gross old friends who have unfortunate accidents
  • A funny gag gift for milestone birthdays

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Description

OLD AGE EMERGENCY MINI TOILET PAPER

Give your gross old friend the gift of emergency bowel-mishap-management with our Old Age Emergency Toilet Paper, fashioned from ass caressingly soft paper in a miniature size, perfect for poop problems and shitty times when one is on-the-go and has to go, and we don't mean leave, we mean number twos. This little roll will kick goals when your friend just can't hold it in any longer, which is what happens when you're old and full of shit.

FEATURES

  • Small enough for them to carry in their handbag or man bag
  • Big enough to wipe their bottom

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Dimensions: 3 cms diameter
  • Material: Paper / cardboard

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