Old Fart Sandal Socks

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  • Socks that mimic sandals!
  • Soles spell out Old Fart"
  • Great as a novelty gift
  • 20 cms from heel to toe
  • Super stretchy fabric
  • One size fits all

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OLD FART SANDAL SOCKS


Is it your Dad? Your brother? Your Grandfather? Maybe even you?

Everyone knows an old fart. They hate loud noises. They hate surprises. They like to be comfortable and they don't give a hoot if they embarrass you while they're at it.

We may love our old fart, but we also walk a couple of paces behind them while we're out in public, because if they're not wearing a bum bag - which is horrific but tolerable - they're probably wearing socks with sandals and we've heard the fashion police shoot people like that on sight.

Now, thanks to the greatest invention since sliced bread, you'll have to fear your friend or family member being randomly executed in public ever again, because you can buy them Sandal Socks and they can hide their fashion-victim-ness safely under their orthopaedic shoes! These socks are exactly what they sound like - socks that look like you're wearing sandals - and they're darn-tootin' fantastic!

They're printed with a pattern that mimics the ever-so-chic socks with sandals look, and when the wearer sit down and lifts their soles off the ground, BEHOLD: the soles reveal a secret message that says "OLD FART"!

These socks are made from thick, comfortable material, and the writing on the bottom is printed in a rubbery non-slip gripping material, so they're great for inside (where fashion victims should stay!) as well as outside (where they'll be wearing shoes, because if you wear sandal socks with actual sandals on top the earth is sure to spontaneously combust!)

Buy the old fart in your life some Sandal Socks: to mock them, and also to potentially save their life.

FEATURES

  • Comfortable & long-wearing thick socks
  • Printed to look like they're wearing sandals!
  • The soles are printed with "Old" on one foot...
  • ... and "Fart" on the other one!
  • Writing on sole is non-slip grip material
  • Great for the old fart in your life!
  • "To" & "From" section on tag so you can personalise your gift

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Dimensions: 20 cms heel to toe (not stretched), 10 cms heel to mouth of sock (not stretched) (These socks have a lot of stretch to allow a one size fits all style)
  • Size: One size fits all
  • Colour: Beige with sandal pattern and brown sole with white writing
  • Material: 68% Cotton, 20% Nylon, 10% Polyester, 2% Lycra

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