Poop Deck Nautical Wooden Toilet Plaque

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  • Polished rosewood and brass plaque
  • Perfect combination of dad toilet humour and vintage nautical style
  • Great Father's Day gift

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Despite what you may be thinking, the "Poop Deck" is actually the highest deck of a ship, taken from the Latin word for stern, puppis


But let's be real, if you see this classy wooden and brass plaque in a house, it's safe to assume you've found the place for pooping. And what a fun and nautical way to let people know! Your visitors will never get lost again, and you can give them a laugh without spoiling your decor theme. 


The charming rosewood is polished to perfection, and the brass lettering and border bring a certain worldy charm to an otherwise charmless 'deck' of the house.


This is the perfect Christmas, Father's Day or birthday gift for Dad, combining his love of dad-humour toilet jokes and rustic nautical decor.


Note: This item is a reproduction, handmade by master artisans who employ techniques and traditions that are often centuries old. That means there may be some natural blemishes or imperfections. These are not product flaws, just part of the magic that makes each piece so unique.



  • A fun nautical sign for your family's "poop deck"
  • Bring some vintage charm to your toilet humour
  • Sleek rosewood and brass


  • Measurements: 20 x 5 x 1 cms
  • Materials: Indian Rosewood, Brass

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