President Dump Trump Toilet Paper

$9.99
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  • Each square is printed with Trump's face
  • Wipe dumps away with Trump!
  • Hilarious novelty gift
  • Stylishly gift packaged
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    Description

    PRESIDENT DUMP TRUMP TOILET PAPER


    Take a dump with Trump with our President Dump Toilet Paper, designed to caress your behind with soft folds of toilet tissue painstakingly printed with the tweeter-in-chief's shit-eating grin 

    Instructions for use: Scrunch into a ball, wipe ass, drop into bowl, flush, fantasize for a second about a Trumpless world, go back to normal life.

    Stylishly gift boxed ready to impress, President Dump Toilet Paper will make a hilarious novelty gift for Trump haters.... or lovers, if you're into that kind of thing.


    FEATURES

    • Take a dump with Trump!
    • Wipe your ass with Donald's face
    • Hilarious novelty gift
    • Stylishly gift packaged 

    SPECIFICATIONS 

    • Dimensions: 10 x 10 x 10 cms
    • Material: Paper

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