Ready to Suck Today's Dick Mug

$9.99
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  • Get an inspiration boost with your morning coffee
  • Show today you're ready for anything (even dick)
  • Perfect gift to motivate a cheeky friend

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Description

READY TO SUCK TODAY'S DICK MUG

 

Having a little trouble getting motivated today? Trying to get yourself pumped to take the world by storm? 

 

Starting your day with a steaming hot coffee in this bad boy should help! Get the boost you need to take that coffee down and show today you're ready to take whatever it's throwing at you, even if it's a dick. 

 

Think your friend might need a little motivation to get them through the day? They'll feel like a superhero with this comic style mug, even when life is doing them dirty.

 

 

FEATURES

  • Show the world you're not afraid of a bit of dick
  • Get yourself pumped to take on the day
  • A healthy side of motivation with your morning coffee

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Double-sided ceramic mug
  • Hand wash only
  • Not for use in microwave or dishwasher
  • Not suitable for children 
  • Designed in Australia

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