Sarcastic Magic 9-Ball: Like The 8-Ball But Meaner!

  • The classic Magic 8-ball re-imagined
  • Shake for sarcastic answers!
  • Hilarious novelty gift
  • Beautifully gift packaged
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    The classic Mystic 8-Ball has been given a moody makeover for the modern nihilistic age. The result? The Sarcastic 9-Ball!

    While you're shaking the Sarcastic 9-Ball ask a question out loud or in your head. Then look into the murky black window and watch as the answer to your question is revealed from the depths. Don't be surprised if it is on the sarcastic side!

    Answers to your questions could include, but are not limited to:

    "Well, Duh!"
    "Yes, if you leave me alone..." 

    This hilarious novelty gift is the classic 8-Ball reimagined, and it's sure to bring the laughs as a cheeky Christmas, birthday or special occasion gift for the friends, family members or colleagues who are a bit on the sarcastic side. 


    • Like an 8-ball, only mean
    • Shake the ball & ask a question
    • Look in the window to see your answer!
    • Hilarious sarcastic responses
    • Beautifully gift packaged 


    • Dimensions: Ball is 9.5 cms diameter
    • Material: Plastic
    • Ages: 8 and above. Not suitable for children 3 years and under due to choking hazard 
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