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SMILING POO - EMOJIFACE KEYRING
Poo happens. It even happens every day, to everyone, no matter if they’re Elton John or the guy at Subway. It’s weird how people always imply the worst connotations when referring to something as a piece of poo (or something rather ruder) even though when you think of it we’re probably at our calmest and happiest when “dropping the kids off at the pool” as it were.
The Smiling Poo emoji is a true Maverick of its time. It encompasses the inner joy and happiness that’s experienced when you sit down and treat yourself to some quality alone time on the porcelain throne, truly at peace and losing weight at the same time. So celebrate the happiness that is a quality poo! Or you could just give it to a mate as a joke,
either way it’s awesome.
FEATURES
- A happy poo for your happy life
- A keyring for organisation, a poo for just because
- The perfect pressie for anyone you know who makes poos
SPECIFICATIONS
- Measures approx. 3.5 cm high x 3 cm diameter
- Made of high quality plastic with a metal keyring attached
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