Squeeze Me Mooing Cow

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  • You've seen the chicken, now you need the cow!
  • Just squeeze for an obnoxious mooing sound
  • Great gag gift

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You've seen the squeezy rubber chickens go SQQUUUAAARRRKKK, but now there's a new sherrif in town. 


It's this Squeeze Me Cow! Give it a squeeze and listen to the MOOOOOO ring out. It'll keep the kids entertained for hours and by kids I mean everyone. 


A great gift for kids if you want to piss off their parents!



  • Hilarious cow toy
  • Squeeze for an obnoxious moo sound
  • Great gag gift


  • Measurements: 20 x 10.5 x 9.5 cms
  • Ages: 3 and up. 
  • Do not squeeze too closely to someone's ear as the sound may be loud.

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