Swear Socks For Men

  • Profanity-laden socks for men
  • Three styles to choose from
  • Fit men's shoe size 7 - 12
  • Comfortable combed cotton blend
  • F#ckloads better than regular socks
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Sometimes the only way to communicate how you feel is to swear. Profusely. And if it's inappropriate to do that verbally, then what better way to swear than by popping on a pair of Swear Socks and flashing your feet to the world.

Swear Socks are designed to convey a sense of discontent, apathy and general disillusionment with the bullsh#t once must tolerate on a day to day basis, but without you having to say a word.

They come in three styles - Take No Shit Give No Fucks; I Gave a Fuck. Once; and Fuck This Shit - so you can choose a style to suit your mood.

Your language, and socks, should be as colourful as your life. No better way to say what you wanna say, than with Swear Socks!


  • High quality socks with attitude
  • For men who are done with nonsense
  • Buy as a set of 3!


  • Size: Mens shoe size 7 - 12
  • Material: Cotton/Nylon/Spandex
  • Style: Crew
  • Design: Choose from three designs
    1. Take no shit Give no fucks
    2. Fuck this shit
    3. I gave a fuck. Once
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(within Australia).

$8.99 Flat Rate for orders less than $99.

► Express Shipping (1-2 Business Days):
$16.99 Flat Rate.


► Same Day Delivery within Melbourne Metro
$21.99 Flat Rate.


► Same Day Dispatch
Orders placed before 12pm AEST on a business day are dispatched the same day.

► 100 Days Money Back Guarantee
Return any product within 100 days in its original packaging for a refund.

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