Texting On The Toilet Novelty Hand Sanitiser

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  • Funny and hygienic
  • This is not toilet paper!

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TEXTING ON THE TOILET – HAND SANITIZER

Do people sit on the loo flipping through a mag? Not anymore. Catching up on emails, Facebook flipping or taking a selfie? You bet they do. There’s no better time to check your phone than when you’re taking care of business right? Everyone does it, so get your sanitizer on. It’s for when you’ve texted on the toilet real quick, Aloe Vera enriched and morally sound. It kills 99.99% of germs intact instantly. Decrease nasty bacteria on your palms after a trip to the lavatory, no decreasing of opportunistic selfies though, that would be unethical.

FEATURES

  • Funny and hygienic
  • This is not toilet paper!

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Includes 59mls
  • Aloe Vera enriched hand sanitizer
  • Keep out of eyes
  • Warning: flammable: Keep away from fire or flame

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