THE BAR BRA

No matter where the weekend takes you, somehow it always seems to end at a venue with overpriced alcohol and a bar queue as long as the DJ’s dreadlocks. If you frequently find yourself at pretentious, overpriced clubs at 2 in the morning and you happen to be female, then you’ve got to get yourself a Bar Bra.

Now you can smuggle in your beverage of choice under the guise of your impressive boobs. Simply fill each of the plastic bladders located in the padded cups with up to 375ml of liquid and your secret is safe with us. To drink the booze, all you need to do is apply pressure to either of the patented “Tequila Teats” which will then squirt out the bra’s contents into the awaiting cup. You may want to find a dark corner to do this…

Together we say no to $14 bottles of craft beer, no to watered down cocktails and yes to squirting high quality spirits out of your bra.

CAUTION: Your boobs will appear much larger when the bladders are full. We recommend drinking from each cup equally to avoid walking lop-sided.

FEATURES

• Smuggle up to a bottle of beer in each bra cup!
• Use the patented “Tequila Teat” to squirt out your booze
• We advise practicing your aim before potentially wasting good grog
• The perfect festival accessory for every thirsty lady

SPECIFICATIONS

• Fits most women sized 34B – 38D
• Reinforced straps make it easier to carry the extra liquid weight
• Only available in black (as pictured)