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- Keep your pants up and your self-esteem down
- Belt that doubles as a measuring tape
- Never be caught not knowing how fat you are ever again
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Description
THE DIET BELT
Does your husband refuse to take charge of his health (and his beer consumption?)
Are you constantly consuming calories and need to be reminded of what they're doing to you?
Do you often find yourself wanting to measure something but not having a measuring tape handy?
Well, I can solve all your problems with The Diet Belt! It's a belt! It's a measuring tape! It'll hold your pants up!
What more could you want from an accessory? For workmen, diet fanatics, fitness freaks, fatties, skinnies, and people who often need to measure things.
FEATURES
- Mimics old-school tape measures
- For the diet fanatic (or fat person? or both?) in your life
SPECIFICATIONS
- Material: Cottom / Zinc alloy
- Measurements: 110 x 4 cms
- Colour: Yellow with black buckle
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