The F Word Apron

  • Don't even dream of kissing the cook!
  • Flip the bird whilst flipping a burger
  • Find the matching tea towel: Click here
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It tends to be an old adage that chefs are known for having a bit of an attitude! They’re down in the dumps and a bit of a grump. Is that you? Well great we say because we’ve got the apron to suit the mood. If you’re unimpressed by vegetarians, speed cameras and reality TV then this is the smock for you! Convey how you feel all whilst flipping a steak. Sushi, traffic jams and ipads?! Pfft, you’re a liker of very little. This very rude covering is definitely not for children, but you can certainly express what you think of kids while you are wearing it.


  • Don’t even dream of kissing the cook!
  • Flip the bird whilst flipping a burger
  • Funny and functional


  • Not suitable for children
  • 100% cotton make
  • Safe around the BBQ
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