The First Laid Kit

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  • Hilarious novelty gift
  • Includes rose petals, candles, & extra-small novelty condoms
  • Beautifully boxed in a metal tin
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    Candles? Check.
    Rose petals? Check.
    Protection? Check. 

    Everything they need to make their first time super-special (and safe, of course) is included in The First Laid Kit - the hilarious novelty kit for birthdays, bucks parties, or 'just because!' 

    This beautifully packaged metal first aid-style tin includes faux rose petals and tealight candles for setting the mood, and extra small novelty condoms to protect their pecker from pregnancy and potential pathogens!

    The First Laid Kit is a laugh-out-loud gift idea for bucks parties, hens do's, milestone birthdays, or any occasion that may turn out to be uber-lucky!


    • Hilarious novelty gift for first-timers!
    • Includes candles, rose petals, and...
    • .... extra-small novelty condoms!
    • Ideal for bucks parties & milestone birthdays
    • Comes gift packaged in a metal first aid type tin


    • Dimensions: Gift tin measures 12.5 x 9.5 x 3.5 cms 
    • Inclusions: Faux rose petals, tealight candles & extra-small novelty condoms (not for actual sexual intercourse, of course!)
    • Ages: 16 and above. Not suitable for those under 16 years

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