How To Be Depressed: A Guide

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If you're going to be alive and sad you may as well buy the ultimate misery manual; the book of blah; the pièce de résistance of pity. Then, you can be depressed the right way. Yes, there is a right way, and it's detailed in How To Be Depressed: A Guide.

Written by comedian and fellow mentally-ill person Dana Eagle, this witty, razor-sharp manual for depression will make even the most committed depressive stifle a laugh. She knows you better than you do.

It features sections such as:

  • Depressed Fashions;
  • Anxiety: Feat the Future!;
  • The Precious Moment of Regret;
  • Responding to the Question: "What's Wrong?"

and many, many more that'll make you laugh, cry from laughing, then just probably cry because you're sad. But you'll be being sad the right way, and that's something to be slightly less sad about. (But only slightly.)


  • An interactive, illustrated guide to the mood disorder sweeping the country!
  • Filled with drawings, lists, belly-tickling one-liners and silly instructional guides
  • Depressed? Got a friend who's depressed? This book is for you/them!
  • Hilarious, accurate commentary on depression
  • I couldn't stop laughing reading it and either will you


  • Format: Paperback
  • Dimensions: 14.5 x 19.5 cms
  • Pages: 144

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