The Never-Ending Birthday Prank Card

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  • Plays non-stop 'Happy Birthday' tune once activated
  • 'Safe Mode' allows you to safely test and sign the card
  • The only way to shut it up is to destroy the card
  • When they destroy it glitter goes everywhere!
  • FREE SHIPPING when only purchasing this card

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Happy birthday to you,
You're one hundred and two.
As a prize for your birthday,
I'm going to be real annoying.
(It doesn't rhyme, but it's the truth.)

It's simple: Once they open the card it's gonna play 'Happy Birthday' real loud.


The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card.... which is when the fun ends. Right?

WRONG! Because the card is filled with annoying hard-to-get-rid-of GLITTER! HAHAHAHAHAHA! So evil, so funny. Happy Birthday, sucker.


  • Safe mode allows you to test and sign before activating
  • Once opened 'Happy Birthday' tune will play non-stop until the battery dies (which will be HOURS) or the card is destroyed.
  • Card is filled with glitter, so destroying it is part of the fun! (for you)


  • Dimensions: 12.5 (L) x 17.5 (H) cms
  • Material: Paper


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