The Ultimate Insult Generator

  • Over 60 million different insults and zingers
  • Flip the pages to generate hilarious new insults
  • Weird and wacky gift for a grump
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It's the worst feeling. You're arguing with someone and you just TOTALLY blank on a good comeback. Embarrassing as it might be, we've all been there. But you never have to go there again...


...Thanks to this hilarious insult generator! With five customisable levels, you can generate over 60 million different insults for every occasion. And while we can't promise your opponent will be totally devastated, you'll definitely disarm them with side splitting laughter!


You won't have heard some of these insults before, with digs like 'you're just a sweaty yeti who just won't shut up about sock puppets'.


A great gift for any grumpy guts, or a timid friend who needs to learn to stick up for themselves.



  • Generate over 69 MILLION different zingers
  • Flip the pages to create your own insult
  • Searingly bright cover can't be missed
  • Funny & unique gift for a grumpy guts


  • Measurements: 24.6 x 16.5 x 2. cms
  • Format: Hardcover flipbook
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