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THE 'YES DEAR' SPOUSAL BLISS BUTTON
Forget flowers or fawning over your loved one or spouse - The 'Yes Dear' Spousal Bliss Button is the only thing you need in your life to make everyone's lives easier!
Simply press the 'Yes Dear' Spousal Bliss Button to play 1 of 10 pre-recorded says specifically designed to appease your spouse and create a feeling of harmony and peace in your home.
Sayings include:
“Yes, Dear”
“If you're happy, I'm happy"
"I couldn't agree more"
"Why didn't I think of that?”
“What a wonderful idea!"
Beautifully packaged, The 'Yes Dear' Spousal Bliss button is your ticket to a happy, conflict-free home!
FEATURES
- 10 pre-recorded 'Yes, Dear' sayings
- Just push the button and marital bliss ensues!
- Saves your vocal cords from straining
- Beautifully gift boxed
- Perfect gift for your annoying spouse
SPECIFICATIONS
- Dimensions: 9 x 9 x 4 cms
- Material: Plastic
- Batteries: 2 x AAA batteries required (Included! Yay!)
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