Tin Foil Hat For Humans - Ultimate Brain Protection!

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  • Impenetrable Tin Foil Hat
  • Genuine Archie McPhee product
  • Complete protection from aliens
  • Comfortable felt lining
  • Block electromagnetic fields
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    TIN FOIL HAT FOR HUMANS - ULTIMATE BRAIN PROTECTION

    Are you worried that aliens or secret FBI satellites may be penetrating your skull and harvesting your inner thoughts and feelings? You're not alone. The threats are invisible, but everywhere. Don't let government boffins pull your brain strings like a puppet. Do no let robotic viruses infiltrate your cortex. 

    This unique and cutting edge Tin Foil Hat For Humans provides the protection you need. With a completely impenetrable outer shell that blocks all electromagnetic fields, gamma rays and HAARP. Not even the most advanced alien species would be able to circumnavigate the intrinsic protection tin foil hats provide. 

    Designed not only for protection but also comfort, you will soon find yourself wearing this tin foil hat 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Don't see others wearing tin foil hats? It is because their brains have already been compromised. Many are actually human spies controlled by intergalactic organisations.

    Never forget, you are a target. Protect yourself. 


    FEATURES

    • Impenetrable Tin Foil Hat
    • Genuine Archie McPhee product
    • Complete protection from aliens
    • Comfortable felt lining
    • Block electromagnetic fields

    SPECIFICATIONS

    • Suitable ages 14+
    • One size fits all

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