Unicorn Blood Mason Jar

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  • Glass mason jar with screw-top lid
  • Beautiful printed unicorn motif
  • Tapered stem base
  • Guaranteed to keep unicorn blood fresh for 1 year!

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UNICORN BLOOD MASON JAR


Rare, expensive, delicious and magical, unicorn blood is one of those commodities everyone wants to get their hands on.

Humans have been hunting and slaughtering unicorns for their blood since the dawn of time. We've got the the killing down to a fine art, but the storage of this easy-to-spoil liquid has always been a problem. You don't want to waste days and days stalking your prey or spend a fortune, only to have it lose its magical properties or scrumptious taste due to inappropriate storage. So what to do?

Introducing the Unicorn Blood Mason Jar, specially designed to keep unicorn blood fresh and magical for up to one year!

Just hear what our customers have to say about the Unicorn Blood Mason Jar:


"It's a bloody ripper! Keeps that uni' blood fresh and sweet... Anytime I need a hit I simply screw of the lid and it's fresh as a daisy, and the design makes it so easy to drink when you're on the move hunting those flighty b#stards!"
- Keith, Professional Unicorn Hunter, Perth, Western Australia


"Jesus Christ, where has this jar been all my life!?! I've spent thousands on this stuff only to have it go bad in one of those cheap plastic knock-offs. I've tried them all and this is by far the best container on the market!" - Ken, Unicorn Blood Enthusiast, Melbourne Victoria


"I mean, I know Unicorn Blood, right? I know when it's good. And I never had better stuff than the stuff I stored in this jar. If you like this sh#t, you need this jar. Trust me!" - Matt, Recovering Unicorn Blood Addict

 

So now you know. The Unicorn Blood Mason Jar is the only way to store and consume your unicorn blood. Available now!


FEATURES

  • Screw-top lid & tapered stem handle base for drinking on-the-go
  • "Unicorn Blood" in beautiful cursive
  • Picture of unicorn and colourful rainbow

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Dimensions: 22.5 cms high / 7 cms diameter
  • Material: Glass / Metal
  • Please note: Unicorn Blood not included
  • Warning: Unicorn blood is an addictive substance. Please consume responsibly.

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