Wash Your Damn Hands! Novelty Soap

  • Don't want COVID-19? Wash your damn hands!
  • For 20 whole seconds
  • True blue organic handmade Aussie soap
  • All profits going to the World Health Organisation Response Fund
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It's a crazy time right now. You might not have seen toilet paper for some time, the hand sanitisers have long left the grocery store shelves, and you're starting to panic.


There's one thing that healthcare professionals and politicians around the world can agree is EXTREMELY helpful in a pandemic like this one. WASH. YOUR. DAMN. HANDS. Not just "wet" your hands. Wash those suckers. For 20 seconds at least. 


That's why we've created this handmade organic Aussie soap. It's got eucalyptus essential oil for a good hard clean, and it'll keep helping you clean those hands for a long time thanks to the long-lasting bar style. 


Best of all? All profits from this soap will go to the World Health Organisation Response Fund, to ease the strain on those most financially vulnerable during this tricky time. So not only are you helping the vulnerable by keeping up your hygiene, you're contributing to a cause that will help them keep afloat at one of their hardest moments. 



  • Don't want COVID-19? Wash your damn hands!
  • Best way to minimise risk
  • True blue organic handmade Aussie soap


  • 100g bar of soap
  • Made in Australia
  • Ingredients: Sustainable palm oil, sunflower oil, coconut oil, rice bran oil, castor oil, essential oils (eucalyptus, rosemary), colour.
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(within Australia).

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$16.99 Flat Rate.


► Same Day Delivery within Melbourne Metro
$21.99 Flat Rate.


► Same Day Dispatch
Orders placed before 12pm AEST on a business day are dispatched the same day.

► 100 Days Money Back Guarantee
Return any product within 100 days in its original packaging for a refund.

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