What The F#ck Should I Drink?

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What The f#ck Should I Drink is the truly hilarious choose-your-own-adventure style cocktail book with easy drink recipes and hilarious commentary from Zach Golden: writer, film-maker and all round clever and hilarious guy. 

A great gift for those who like drinking, swearing and aren't very good at actually following a recipe or making decisions, this book contains 75 cocktail recipes, witty remarks, lots of swearing and the occasional historical tit bit. Guaranteed to make your life better.*

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  • A hilarious cocktail recipe book
  • 75 super simple cocktail recipes 
  • A truly laugh-out-loud gift 


  • Dimensions: 16.5 x 2.5 x 20.8 cms 
  • Pages: 152
  • Format: Hardcover 
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