The Book of W(h)ine: Wines For Mums

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W(h)ine - 50 Perfect Wines To Pair With Your Child's Rotten Behaviour is a book about wine, but it's so much more than a book about wine. It's also about children, and how they drive you to drink wine, and dream about wine, and crave wine all the god damned time. You see, children are the spawn of Satan and wine makes it feel less so. 

There are little smiley wine-coloured stickers at the back of this book you can use to stick next to each of the 50 kinds of wine included, and when you've managed to make your way through all of the wines... you can start again. You have our permission.

Also included are helpful wine-related tips and tricks, like how to open wine without a corkscrew, and The Periodic Table of Wine which is presumably a table full of wine we are allowed to periodically drink from. And by periodically, we mean constantly

Gift it to your wine-loving parent friend. They'll laugh, and they'll thank you, and then they'll drink wine. 


  • Specifically written for wine-loving parents
  • Includes 50 different wines
  • Cute little stickers to mark which wines you've tried!
  • Great gift for wine-drinker parents


  • Dimensions: 20 (H) x 15 (W) x 2 (D) cms 
  • Pages: 128
  • Format: Hardcover

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