You Have To F#cking Eat: A Book For Parents

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  • A children's book for parents
  • From the author of Go the F**k to Sleep
  • A cathartic release for disgruntled parents
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The perfect gift for new parents who are just trying to keep their kids alive. This book probably won't convince their kids to eat, but it will definitely give those burned-out folks a sneaky giggle.


Every parent knows the frustration of feeding a fussy or impatient child, dealing with the constant stream of half-chewed food flowing to the floor... Now there's a book just for them. 


This is the sequel to the bestselling Go the F**k to Sleep, labelled 'a new bible for weary parents' by the New York Times. 



  • From the author of international best seller Go the F**k to Sleep
  • A cathartic and cheeky escape for new parents
  • A children's book (that you probably shouldn't read to children)


  • Written by Adam Mansbach
  • Illustrated by Owen Brozman
  • Hardcover
  • 32 pages
  • Measurements: 21.9 x 16.4 cms

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