You're Not Old; You're Vintage Book

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  • Don???t let ageing get you down
  • Vintage with integrity
  • Getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot

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YOU’RE NOT OLD; YOU’RE VINTAGE BOOK


There’s getting older and then there is vintage; notice the difference? Put away your zimmerframe and false teeth because the time has come to indulge in some debauchery. Not your regular kind of party hopping though, because we are getting older and it takes too long to recover. Rediscover why getting older makes you genuine vintage property. There is nothing wrong with becoming a grandparent after all, as long as you age disgracefully!


FEATURES

  • Don’t let ageing get you down
  • Vintage with integrity
  • Getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Dimensions: 10cm x 13cm x 2cm 

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