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    The Guide to How To Be Depressed

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    If you're not ready to end it just yet then this book will do it for you: with funny!

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    • A book about depression written by someone who knows

    • Hilarious, honest, insightful and at times, just plain brilliant

    • Written by Dana Eagle of Last Comic Standing fame 

    • Someone you know suffering? Are you? This book won't be a mistake (or will it? AHHH ANXIETY?!?)

    Estimated Delivery Times

    Standard shipping:
    3-8 Business Days
    Express shipping:
    1-2 Business Days

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     If you're going to be alive and sad you may as well buy the ultimate misery manual; the book of blah; the pièce de résistance of pity. Then, you can be depressed the right way. Yes, there is a right way, and it's detailed in How To Be Depressed: A Guide.

    Written by comedian and fellow mentally-ill person Dana Eagle, this witty, razor-sharp manual for depression will make even the most committed depressive stifle a laugh. She knows you better than you do. 

    It features sections such as:

    • Depressed Fashions;
    • Anxiety: Feat the Future!;
    • The Precious Moment of Regret;
    • Responding to the Question: "What's Wrong?"

    and many, many more that'll make you laugh, cry from laughing, then just probably cry because you're sad. But you'll be being sad the right way, and that's something to be slightly less sad about. (But only slightly.)


    • An interactive, illustrated guide to the mood disorder sweeping the country!
    • Filled with drawings, lists, belly-tickling one-liners and silly instructional guides
    • Depressed? Got a friend who's depressed? This book is for you/them! 
    • Hilarious, accurate commentary on depression 
    • I couldn't stop laughing reading it and either will you


    • Format: Paperback
    • Dimensions: 14.5 x 19.5 cms
    • Pages: 144 

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    • Orders placed before 2pm AEST on a normal business day are dispatched the same-day.
    • All orders are dispatched from our Melbourne warehouse.

    • Yes, we deliver to PO Boxes!
    • Yes, pick-up is available at our store. Please select 'Click & Collect' at checkout and your order will be ready within 2 business hours.
      Our store address is: 244 Wickham Road, Moorabbin, Victoria 3189.

    • Please note that delivery times are calculated from the day of dispatch, not the day of ordering.


    3-8 business days.

    Please allow up to 2 weeks for delivery if you are in Northern Territory or non-Metro Western Australia.


    1-2 business days.

    Western Australia and Northern Territory Customers:
    Please allow additional days for delivery if you outside the Australia Post National Express Network.
    For customers in Perth, the Australia Post Express Network only covers the postcodes 6000-6005 and 6800-6899. For more details, click here.



    Order before 2pm on a business day and receive it the same day.

    Available only in Melbourne Metro areas within the M80 Ring Road and M3. For more details, click here.



    We ship to the following countries:

    Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Bermuda,  British Virgin Islands, Brunei, Canada, Cayman Islands, Costa Rica, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Guam, Guernsey, Haiti, Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Isle of Man, Isreal, Italy, Japan, Jersey, Kuwait, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Macau SAR, Maldives, Netherlands, Netherlands Antilles, New Caledonia, New Zealand, Norfolk Island, Norway, Portugal, Singapore, South Korea, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom, United Arab Emirates, USA, U.S. Outlying Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, Vanuatu, Vatican City.



    We will happily provide you with a free return, replacement or refund if your product is faulty, incorrect, not as described, damaged, or simply unloved. Just contact us here so we can provide you with our free returns address.

    If you have had a change of heart, we can only accept your product if it’s in its original packaging and in resalable condition, we will also refund you fully for the cost of the returned item but not for the original shipping costs. If you require a refund for a damaged or faulty product, we will refund you fully for the cost of the item as well as the shipping charges incurred upon initial purchase.   



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