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    The Never-Ending Birthday Card

    Joker Greeting
    The best birthday card prank in the world
    $19.99

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      • Plays non-stop 'Happy Birthday' tune once activated

      • 'Safe Mode' allows you to safely test and sign the card

      • The only way to shut it up is to destroy the card

      • When they destroy it glitter goes everywhere!

      • FREE SHIPPING when only purchasing this card

      Estimated Delivery Times

      Standard shipping:
      3-8 Business Days
      Express shipping:
      1-2 Business Days

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      THE NEVER-ENDING BIRTHDAY CARD

      Happy birthday to you,
      You're one hundred and two.
      As a prize for your birthday,
      I'm going to be real annoying.
      (It doesn't rhyme, but it's the truth.)

      It's simple: Once they open the card it's gonna play 'Happy Birthday' real loud. 

      REEEEEEEAL LOUD. For HOURS.

      The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card.... which is when the fun ends. Right? 

      WRONG! Because the card is filled with annoying hard-to-get-rid-of GLITTER! HAHAHAHAHAHA! So evil, so funny. Happy Birthday, sucker.

      FEATURES

      • Safe mode allows you to test and sign before activating
      • Once opened 'Happy Birthday' tune will play non-stop until the battery dies (which will be HOURS) or the card is destroyed
      • Gets louder with additional press of the 'on' button
      • Card is filled with glitter, so destroying it is part of the fun! (for you)

      SPECIFICATIONS

      • Comes with an envelope
      • Dimensions: 12cms x 8cms
      • Lasts 3+ hours

      Additional Information

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      SHIPPING & DELIVERY

      • Orders placed before 2pm AEST on a normal business day are dispatched the same-day.
         
      • All orders are dispatched from our Melbourne warehouse.

      • Yes, we deliver to PO Boxes!
         
      • Yes, pick-up is available at our store. Please select 'Click & Collect' at checkout and your order will be ready within 2 business hours.
        Our store address is: 244 Wickham Road, Moorabbin, Victoria 3189.

         
      • Please note that delivery times are calculated from the day of dispatch, not the day of ordering.


      $7.99 STANDARD SHIPPING ON YOUR ENTIRE ORDER
      (FREE FOR ORDERS ABOVE $100)

      3-8 business days.

      Please allow up to 2 weeks for delivery if you are in Northern Territory or non-Metro Western Australia.
       

      $14.99 EXPRESS SHIPPING

      1-2 business days.

      Western Australia and Northern Territory Customers:
      Please allow additional days for delivery if you outside the Australia Post National Express Network.
      For customers in Perth, the Australia Post Express Network only covers the postcodes 6000-6005 and 6800-6899. For more details, click here.

       

      $19.99 WANT IT NOW: SAME DAY DELIVERY WITHIN MELBOURNE METRO

      Order before 2pm on a business day and receive it the same day.

      Available only in Melbourne Metro areas within the M80 Ring Road and M3. For more details, click here.

       

      $69 INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

      We ship to the following countries:

      Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Bermuda,  British Virgin Islands, Brunei, Canada, Cayman Islands, Costa Rica, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Guam, Guernsey, Haiti, Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Isle of Man, Isreal, Italy, Japan, Jersey, Kuwait, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Macau SAR, Maldives, Netherlands, Netherlands Antilles, New Caledonia, New Zealand, Norfolk Island, Norway, Portugal, Singapore, South Korea, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom, United Arab Emirates, USA, U.S. Outlying Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, Vanuatu, Vatican City.

       

      100 DAY FREE RETURNS

      We will happily provide you with a free return, replacement or refund if your product is faulty, incorrect, not as described, damaged, or simply unloved. Just contact us here so we can provide you with our free returns address.

      If you have had a change of heart, we can only accept your product if it’s in its original packaging and in resalable condition, we will also refund you fully for the cost of the returned item but not for the original shipping costs. If you require a refund for a damaged or faulty product, we will refund you fully for the cost of the item as well as the shipping charges incurred upon initial purchase.   

       

      ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

      We'll love to help! Please contact us here.