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    Birthday Gifts

    Everyone cares about their birthday, even if they say they don’t. Make sure the people you care about have a memorable birthday this year. You can rely on us to have weird, bizarre, zany, wacky, freaky birthday gift ideas for all ages. You can feel hopeless searching for the best gift ideas, like a Shih Tzu chasing a Lamborghini. We’re here to save you. Your modern-day knight in shining armour. Well, more like elves in shiny overalls shipping birthday gifts across Australia from our magical birthday gift factory, run by our leader Oscar the Yellow Octopus. Odd I know.

    You can actually be the modern-day knight in shining armour. Our unique birthday gift ideas will make you the hit of any birthday party. The creativity and fun of your unique gift will even outshine that cheque from your rich Uncle Juane Percente.

    Whether you’re celebrating an 18th, 30th, 69th or 150th we have the birthday gift ideas for him and for her.

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    Custom BBQ Branding Iron

    Custom BBQ Branding Iron

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    Regular Price: $29.99

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    No branding iron (yet)? Well, you're yet to experience the real fun of barbecuing....
    My Travel Scratch Map

    My Travel Scratch Map

    $25.99
    Been there? Done that?...
    A Year of Sex! Card Game

    A Year of Sex! Card Game

    $9.99
    If you want to add a bit of sugar and spice to your love life, then it is time to throw routine out the window....
    Arse/Face Soap

    Arse/Face Soap

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    This soap tells you exactly where to stick it. Stay clean and get it right with this handy, amusing soap....
    Weener Kleener Genital Cleaning Soap

    Weener Kleener Genital Cleaning Soap

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    Get wet and make shower time that much more pleasurable. ...
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    Fitzroy's Storm Glass - Weather Forecasting Device | Teardrop

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    Predict the weather with elegant decor. ...
    The Wine Glass Bottle

    The Wine Glass Bottle

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    Drink straight from the bottle!...
    Why You're So Awesome - Fill in the Blanks Booklet

    Why You're So Awesome - Fill in the Blanks Booklet

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    Regular Price: $19.99

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    Is one of your friends (or siblings) so awesome that you think it is time to let them know just how awesome they are?! ...
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    F#CK. The Game

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    Hide the swear jar. S**t just got real. ...
    Prescription Coffee Mug

    Prescription Coffee Mug

    $14.99
    This Prescription Coffee Mug is a fun novelty mug that lets the world know that coffee is your one and only medicine....
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    Tabletop Trivia Quiz Card Games

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    Need some entertainment?...
    Galaxy Star Projector Night Light

    Galaxy Star Projector Night Light

    $32.99
    Transcend your household into an array of colour, light and sound!...
    Poo Pourri Toilet Spray | Make your poop not stink!

    Poo Pourri Toilet Spray | Make your poop not stink!

    $20.99
    Spray in the toilet before doing your business!...
    Grow Your Own Girlfriend

    Grow Your Own Girlfriend

    $6.99
    Grow the perfect girlfriend with this great gag gift...
    24K Gold Plated Playing Cards

    24K Gold Plated Playing Cards

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    Galileo Thermometer

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    Star Trek TOS Bluetooth Communicator Handset

    Star Trek TOS Bluetooth Communicator Handset

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    Make & receive calls like a Starfleet commander!...
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    Sausage Dog Dachshund Bookends | Set of 2

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    Cute doggie bookends for your shelf!...
    Heat Changing Girls Strip Mug

    Heat Changing Girls Strip Mug

    $16.99
    Naughty mug featuring saucily clad women. When the mug heats up, their clothes come off!...
    Ice Ball Maker

    Ice Ball Maker

    $14.99
    Do away with ice cubes forever!...
    Magic Tray Bedside Touch Lamp

    Magic Tray Bedside Touch Lamp

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    Just touch the tray and it lights up! ...
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    Scrabble Fridge Magnets

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    It's game on at the fridge!...
    Knitted Beard Beanie

    Knitted Beard Beanie

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    Rock a full beard from the most rugged stubble found on the manliest of men...
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    Foucault's Pendulum

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    Learn about physics whilst drawing amazing geometric patterns in the sand...
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    Flip Flop Socks

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    Daily Mood Desktop Flipchart

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    Define your mood daily, just flip to one of 47 moods!...
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    Let gravity do all the work and blitz everyone in the beer slammin' stakes with this product....
    1960s Retro Style Desk Telephone Series 746 | Wild & Wolf

    1960s Retro Style Desk Telephone Series 746 | Wild & Wolf

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    A lovely reminder of the 1960s British design classic and style icon!
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    Animal Nose Mug

    Animal Nose Mug

    Start the day with this mug and there‘s already a smile wending its way out into the world....
    USB Retro Fridge Drinks Cooler

    USB Retro Fridge Drinks Cooler

    $59.99
    This Office desk companion is a must for the Australian hot summer. ...

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    BIRTHDAY GIFT IDEAS!

    Eyes are wide with excitement like surprised owl and heartbeat rising like a cat in a dog park. From here it can go one of two ways.

    Either they open your birthday gift and thank you in a high pitched voice to cover their disappointment or squeal with genuine delight.

    It’s up to you. Choosing birthday present ideas can be tough. To make it easy we’ve put together a bunch of ideas for every occasion to help you choose. Whether it’s for Mum, Dad, friends, a special someone or kids there a many fun gift ideas to make every birthday special. Even your surprised pet owl’s birthday. 

    If you'd like to narrow down your search you can always shop by a particular milestone such as 21st birthday, 30th birthday or 40th birthday.  

    Birthday gifts for him

    What’s a romantic gift to show your man how much you care? I’m glad you asked. By understanding what he cares about deeply, what he loves and cherishes you show that you love him. What do men love? Whiskey. An Ice ball maker is the perfect gift to keep his whiskey cool and show you understand his deepest feelings.

    Maybe you can fulfil your own fantasy. Have you ever fantasized about your man having a rugged beard? Now he can, with our Knitted Beard Beanie.

    Perhaps your relationship isn’t so Posh and Becks right now. What if he’s been a naughty boy and broken your heart? We have the perfect gifts to give him an ultimatum. You can give him a Love Heart Jigsaw Puzzle and see whether he will put your broken heart back together. If he’s not willing to do that, you can give the hint to move on with a Grow Your Own Girlfriend Kit.

    Birthday gifts for her

    Monkeys are born with an innate ability to climb, eat bananas and throw poop. Men are born with an innate ability to watch sport, drink beer and grow beards. But let’s face it, when it comes to romantic gift ideas men need help. Let’s look at some birthday gifts she’ll love.

    Love Coupons IOU. We can’t always read women’s minds. Okay, we can we ever tell what they’re thinking. This is a gift that removes that issue. The direct IOU coupons remove the uncertainty and tell you exactly what she wants. There’s no more need to read subtle hints and cues. Everybody wins.

    Let’s think about romantic things women appreciate. Candles? Definitely. Wine? Undoubtedly. Hand crafted gifts? No question. They all great gifts on their own. But imagine if you put them all together. It would be like a super awesome special gift. That’s exactly what we did. You can give her Hand Crafted, Wine Scented, Candles.

    Remember gentleman, your birthdays for her are an important moment for you. Show her you care or you could be sleeping on the couch. 

    Birthday gifts for friends

    Rude. Inappropriate. Immature. This is why we love our friends. They’re the colour in this politically correct world we live in. If we were animals in a zoo, our friends are the monkey throwing poop at the looking glass just to make us laugh. Embracing that attitude makes for excellent birthday gifts for friends.

    Ever been drinking with a friend and thought, “It’d be great if I could finish this beer in the next 3 seconds?” Now you can. A Beer Bong will allow you to get drunk quickly. You could even drink 2 beers in 6 seconds. Because efficiency is key when drinking…

    Or perhaps our famous “UNT” mug as a birthday gift. FYI, some immature people could argue the handle looks like a “C” in front of “UNT”. Insults are how we let our friends know we love them. We Aussies are odd that way. Now every morning over coffee your friend will be reminded how much of an “unt” they are (i.e. how much you love them).

    Birthday gifts for Mum

    Mums rock. Well not actually. There aren’t many mothers rocking out at Big Day Out or a Foo Fighters concert but they’re amazing all the same. Sentimental birthday gifts for Mum are a great way to say “Thanks Mum”.

    Mums love drinking tea and coffee. They’ve got to get the energy to keep up with their kids from somewhere. A giant ‘Mum You’re Bloody Awesome’ mug or a ‘Mumma Bear’ mug get that point across.

    Birthday gifts for Dad

    We can’t forget Dad. That wouldn’t be fair would it? Whether it’s his 30th, 50th or any birthday before, between or after, birthday gifts for Dad matter.

    A ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ mug is always a prestigious trophy for any father. Take your pick from a mug with a bell to ring when he wants a drink, a picture of everyone’s cartoon Dad Homer Simpson or a message written in Australian English: ‘Dad you’re a bloody legend’.

    If he’s a new Dad the Pregnancy Book for Men might be a good bet. If he’s an old Dad, our sandal socks (socks that make it appear he’s wearing sandals) will let him know you accept him growing old ‘gracefully’.