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    Naughty Gifts

    If you’re reading this you’ve stumbled into the naughty gifts section, you scallywag you. Don't pretend it was a mistake. This is where you’ll find all the stuff to do with sex, swearing, farting, drinking and did we mention SEXXXXXXXX. I think you’ve got the idea. This is 18+ NSFW etc etc

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    A Year of Sex! Card Game

    A Year of Sex! Card Game

    $9.99
    If you want to add a bit of sugar and spice to your love life, then it is time to throw routine out the window....
    Weener Kleener Genital Cleaning Soap

    Weener Kleener Genital Cleaning Soap

    $12.99
    Get wet and make shower time that much more pleasurable. ...
    Arse/Face Soap

    Arse/Face Soap

    $16.99
    This soap tells you exactly where to stick it. Stay clean and get it right with this handy, amusing soap....
    F#CK. The Game

    F#CK. The Game

    $29.99
    Hide the swear jar. S**t just got real. ...
    The 4-In-1 Pen Tool

    The 4-In-1 Pen Tool

    $9.99
    Never get stuck with just a pen again...
    Heat Changing Girls Strip Mug

    Heat Changing Girls Strip Mug

    $16.99
    Naughty mug featuring saucily clad women. When the mug heats up, their clothes come off!...
    Poo Pourri Toilet Spray | Make your poop not stink!

    Poo Pourri Toilet Spray | Make your poop not stink!

    $20.99
    Spray in the toilet before doing your business!...
    New NSFW Never-Ending Prank Greetings Card | by Joker Greeting

    NSFW Never-Ending Prank Greetings Card | by Joker Greeting

    $19.99
    Show someone how much their embarrassment means to you...
    UNT Mug

    UNT Mug

    $29.99
    C no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. ...
    Beer Bong

    Beer Bong

    Special Price $22.99

    Regular Price: $24.99

    8% OFF
    Let gravity do all the work and blitz everyone in the beer slammin' stakes with this product....
    How To Traumatize Your Children Book

    How To Traumatize Your Children Book

    $19.99
    7 proven methods packed into 1 book....
    Grow Your Own Girlfriend

    Grow Your Own Girlfriend

    $6.99
    Grow the perfect girlfriend with this great gag gift...
    Calm the F#ck Down Parenting Book

    Calm the F#ck Down Parenting Book

    $26.99
    Don’t freak out, just calm the f*ck down!...
    Glow In The Dark Love Dice

    Glow In The Dark Love Dice

    $6.99
    Roll the dice and let the games begin! ...
    Sex After 40 Novelty Book

    Sex After 40 Novelty Book

    $9.99
    This is a super fun gag-gift that is perfect for someone with good a sense of humour....
    Love Coupons IOU

    Love Coupons IOU

    $4.99
    Give your partner an IOU, so he or she can tell you when they want to go out to dinner, because we cannot all read minds....
    "Do I look Like A Freakin Morning Person?" Giant Mug

    "Do I look Like A Freakin Morning Person?" Giant Mug

    $14.99
    Black eye-bags, a pale complexion, and a serious case of bitchy-resting-face, details the perfect human companion for this mug. ...
    Slam Dunk - Toilet Basketball Set

    Slam Dunk - Toilet Basketball Set

    $29.99
    Slam, dunk, splash! Banish bathroom boredom. ...
    Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion

    Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion

    $7.99
    Flatulence humour at its best. ...
    Stress Paul Stress Reliever | by Suck UK

    Stress Paul Stress Reliever | by Suck UK

    $20.90
    Take your stress out on Paul!...
    F#ck The Rain Foldable Umbrella

    F#ck The Rain Foldable Umbrella

    $39.99
    Whether you’re flipping off the weather, or the invisible man in the sky, this umbrella with surely keep you dry while doing it. ...
    I Love Farting Mug

    I Love Farting Mug

    $15.99
    Farts when mug is picked up!...
    Furry Love Handcuffs

    Furry Love Handcuffs

    $9.99
    Want a fun night in?...
    Spin The Shot Drinking Game

    Spin The Shot Drinking Game

    $14.99
    This will spin you right round, baby! ...
    Idiot's Coffee Cup with Lid

    Idiot's Coffee Cup with Lid

    Special Price $8.50

    Regular Price: $16.99

    50% OFF
    For the tradies out there who are always on the go, the GoMug is practical and also provides some comic relief....
    Fifty Sheds Of Grey

    Fifty Sheds Of Grey

    $19.99
    Fifty Sheds Of Grey ...
    Control Your Family Mouth Spray

    Control Your Family Mouth Spray

    $11.99
    No illegal doping, just a little spray!...
    New Seinfeld 'Happy Festivus!' Board Game

    Seinfeld 'Happy Festivus!' Board Game

    $46.99
    If you find tinsel distracting this might be the game for you...
    Smiling Poo Keyring

    Smiling Poo Keyring

    $7.99
    Poo? Or ice cream? ...

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    THE BEST NAUGHTY GIFTS AUSTRALIA

    Are you a little bit naughty by nature? Or do you know someone that is? Well good because this is the naughty, rude, bum bum, willy section. So if you are under 18 please divert your eyes. Are you looking for a mischievous little gift for a loved one? A little romance perhaps. No matter what the situation, you're sure to find something that is a bit risque. Shipped fast from our Melbourne warehouse, you'll get your rude adult items in next to no time. 

    OK look, we are not a sex shop per se. We don't stock the really intense gear, so if you are after that you're in the wrong place. Our stuff is naughty but nice at the same time. This is the sort of adult gear that is way above the kid and teen level, but isn't grossly over the top. This is the spot where you'll get your funny adult gifts, the ones that you can only give to certain people with a high risque appetite. Some would say these rude novelty gifts are obscene. But naughty presents are meant to be just that, totally and utterly naughty. If you can't handle the heat then it is time to divert your fragile eyes and get out of the kitchen. So what makes the perfect naughty gift you may ask? There are a few elements that may contribute to a home run. 

    Swearing

    Swear words are inherently quite naughty, you would have to agree. There are varying levels of rude when it comes to swearing depending on your levels of tolerance. We have quite the collection of goods that are in some way swearing related. From the popular F*ck The Game cardgame to the entirely outlandish *UNT Mug. We've got most of your common expletives covered in some way or another with t-shirts, mugs and games aimed at naughty adults.

    Farting and Poo

    Potty humour. It never really gets old, and here at Yellow Octopus we fully endorse a fart joke. We also endorse our large (probably too large) range of adult poo products. 

    Sex

    It wouldn't be a proper naughty gifts section without a bona fide adult sex contingency. We certainly don't stock anything that is offensive or pornographic, but there is some naughty stuff in there for couples. There's a lot of kinky stuff that is ideal for a fun and sexy Valentine's day. 

    Naughty Gifts Range

    Some great examples of our naughty gifts section are the karma sutra playing cards and fluffy love handcuffs to spice things up a bit. Thinking of playing a little prank on someone? You can’t go past the tried and tested whoopee cushion. And if you want to be downright rude why not get someone the C*nt mug! 

    We have all the cheeky, eye-widening, fun, and somewhat useful naughty gifts for your friend or maybe your ‘friend’. Shop for anything and everything dirty, naughty (sometimes sexy), and outright cheesy.