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    Valentine's

    Roses are red...and then roses are dead. Violets are blue, then they’re all dead too. Forget flora; celebrate your love with something quirky, fun, and thoughtful. Find an extraordinary Valentine’s gift that’s full of love (which will withstand the week!)

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    Emoji Pillows

    Emoji Pillows

    Special Price $16.99

    Regular Price: $19.99

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    An emojinative way to spruce up your sofa!...
    Why You're So Awesome - Fill in the Blanks Booklet

    Why You're So Awesome - Fill in the Blanks Booklet

    Special Price $18.99

    Regular Price: $19.99

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    Is one of your friends (or siblings) so awesome that you think it is time to let them know just how awesome they are?! ...
    What I Love About You by Me | Fill in the Blanks Journal

    What I Love About You by Me | Fill in the Blanks Journal

    Special Price $18.99

    Regular Price: $19.99

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    Looking for the perfect, thoughtful and romantic gift for your Lover? Look no further....
    Ice Ball Maker

    Ice Ball Maker

    $14.99
    Do away with ice cubes forever!...
    Love Coupons IOU

    Love Coupons IOU

    $4.99
    Give your partner an IOU, so he or she can tell you when they want to go out to dinner, because we cannot all read minds....
    Sex After 40 Novelty Book

    Sex After 40 Novelty Book

    $9.99
    This is a super fun gag-gift that is perfect for someone with good a sense of humour....
    Grow Your Own Girlfriend

    Grow Your Own Girlfriend

    $6.99
    Grow the perfect girlfriend with this great gag gift...
    Glow In The Dark Love Dice

    Glow In The Dark Love Dice

    $6.99
    Roll the dice and let the games begin! ...
    SunnyLife Giant Inflatable Animals Pool Toys

    SunnyLife Giant Inflatable Animals Pool Toys

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    Regular Price: $89.99

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    Splash into summer with an inflatable! ...
    Handy Telescopic Back Scratcher

    Handy Telescopic Back Scratcher

    The Telescopic Back Scratcher hits the spot like no hand can! It makes it easy to reach all parts of your back or anywhere else that needs a good scra...
    Moonlight Colour Changing Night Light

    Moonlight Colour Changing Night Light

    $14.99
    Everybody’s sleeping in the moonlight...
    Grow Your Own Boyfriend

    Grow Your Own Boyfriend

    $6.99
    Stop searching. Grow your perfect man!...
    Hot Cookie - USB Coffee Cup Warmer

    Hot Cookie - USB Coffee Cup Warmer

    $29.99
    This cookie won’t crumble...
    Sexual Positions Novelty Coupons

    Sexual Positions Novelty Coupons

    $9.99
    Sugar, spice, and all things nice......
    Mr. P Lick Mug

    Mr. P Lick Mug

    $18.99
    Make a statement in your home or office when people catch an eyeful of the Mr. P Mug - Lick design. Given a smooth round finish on high quality white ...
    Vampire Wine Glass

    Vampire Wine Glass

    $24.99
    This Vampire Wine Glass is a revolutionary new way to enjoy the well balanced aromas and flavor of your wine. ...
    Solar Sun Jar | Suck UK

    Solar Sun Jar | Suck UK

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    Regular Price: $59.99

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    Store sunshine in this jar!...
    Jellycat Bashful Bunny

    Jellycat Bashful Bunny

    $24.99
    Super soft. Super cute....
    I Love You - Heat Changing Mug

    I Love You - Heat Changing Mug

    $19.99
    A heartfelt hot cuppa...
    Why you’re So Hot - Fill In The Blanks Journal

    Why you’re So Hot - Fill In The Blanks Journal

    $19.99
    A personalised pressie for your perfect partner...
    The “I Love” Book

    The “I Love” Book

    $11.99
    Fill in & give to your sweetie...
    Pump It Up - Champagne Bottle Stopper

    Pump It Up - Champagne Bottle Stopper

    $14.99
    Pump air back into an opened bottle to keep it bubbly!...
    Big Love Coffee Mug | Happy Jackson

    Big Love Coffee Mug | Happy Jackson

    Special Price $11.50

    Regular Price: $22.99

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    Get some BIG love every morning. ...
    Oral Pleasure Chocolate

    Oral Pleasure Chocolate

    $8.99
    Seductively sweet!...
    Love Heart Jigsaw Puzzle | Luckies of London

    Love Heart Jigsaw Puzzle | Luckies of London

    $14.99
    Write the words in your heart. ...
    Sexy Man Apron

    Sexy Man Apron

    Special Price $32.99

    Regular Price: $34.99

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    It's not a full-fledged dinner party until there is a novelty apron involved....
    Fifty Sheds Of Grey

    Fifty Sheds Of Grey

    $19.99
    Fifty Sheds Of Grey ...
    I Love You Chocolate Bar

    I Love You Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    Lovebirds will love this one
    I LOVE (chocolate... but) U (aren't getting any)...
    Giant Microbes Plush

    Giant Microbes Plush

    Special Price $17.95

    Regular Price: $19.95

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    Because everyone loves a good Microbe!...

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    VALENTINE'S DAY GIFTS WITH LOVE!

    Valentine’s day, more than any other day, is renowned as being a graveyard for cliché presents. Stand out from the crowd and show that special someone that you really love them. Let the flowers die and the chocolates melt and use a bit of imagination. Yellow Octopus has a huge range of Valentine’s Day gifts that are sure to sweep your love of their feet. And once they’re off their feet, we’ve got a few naughty presents if you get our drift ;-) If you’re not really in to Valentine’s Day and think it’s all a bit lame, don’t worry, we’ve got a stack of novelty Valentine’s Day gift ideas for making a bit of a joke out of things.